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So who's the person with the pscyhedelic dreams? Admit it. (If you don't get it, it's obviously not you)
<For you less frequent visitors, this is NOT what it usually looks like, in fact it might look even better; colorwise...
Ahh don't freak out word-haters, this text in this website is definately worth reading, well okay, except the italicized parts, don't be intimidated, you can quote me on this someday;
A word is worth reading, especially if it's written by Dan, because one day it might be worth quoting>
You are invader of Dan's website since March 8, 1998
I know you want that new study guide!
So just go play follow the link > And welcome once again all of you that visit here so frequently, I feel for you, so bland, so drab. So <sob> so like school, that will <sob> end so soon... I just need it, cut the sap, gimme the cold war study guide! NOTE THIS IS THE .98 RELEASE, LOOK FOR THE FULL RELEASE SATURDAY
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Well, due to the fact that some of you out there are still poking in and out of my website, I am inviting all of you to give me you e-mail addresses so I can notify you the moment the study guide is online, for others I can even attach the file to the e-mail to save you the trouble. To join the service, just fill out the form down below or mail me at [email protected]
That Darn Old Study Guide
Well, what happened to my website you ask? to tell you the truth I don't know. Please skip the brief italicized following if you really don't care.
Well this is what I think happened, a while back I decided enough was enough, so I proposed to remove all the clutter from my hard drive, so what the heck, I took 25 minutes backing up and reformatting the hard drive, at the same time I reinstalled Windows 95 and all my other drivers, so it turns out that for some odd reason my new Viper v330 drivers (.126) cause a general protection fault in the kernal32.dll whenever I load up MS Publisher, so guess who's website was in that format? Heh heh heh...
So here I am with Frontpage Express <Wahoo> and typing into this thing, sure I should get Frontpage '98, but do you really think that free webspace providers offer Frontpage '98 extentions? Actually yes, there is one, it is at easypost and I've registered with them and should get my free 25 MB of webspace pretty soon, so be ready for a change in addresses. As for all of you visiting here, you probably want my lastest study guide, whee. So here it is, Dan's World War II Study Guide
Possibly The Most Asked Questions In The World
<Yeah Right>
Deep Thought: Why do erasers never get used down to the last urdo of rubber?
Dan, Well where has the year gone?
Yeah right, this is the number one question? Well, probably not, but I just wanted to put it here. There are hardly two and a half weeks of school left, and probably less by the time you are reading this. Where has there year gone? Another day passes, another life lived, sooner or later we're gonna find ourselves dead before we know it. So what's going to happen to Dan during these following months? Death? Suicide? Probably not. My summer's going to be rather drabby, so be sure to visit here, as I'll have little to do elsewise. I'll be gone for a week back to good old Canada where I'll veg out for a while as I brush up on some social insurance, and other boring issues that I need to get done. Poor Dan won't be able to take Summer's Driver's Ed for this reason, so look at Dan down at the Utah Department of Transportation trying to hook himself up with a liscence. Another week I'll be down in SUU for something. Well where has the year gone? Tell you the truth I don't know. If you're ever bored just hook yourself up with a colorful commentary from Dan by mailing me, or not.
Dan, Where will the Study Guides go after this year?
Where will these wonderful study guides that Dan pumps out ever go? To tell the truth I really don't know, but the one's I've made might be available for other Felt students in following years, as for any new Study Guides? I can't make any promises, but since AP American is an AP course and geared for review over and over again, I may continue cranking out these study guides well on for American. As for other subjects, probably not, there is too little to memorize and not a stablized number of people taking them.. As far as I'm looking toward the future right now is probably just for AP American (There's too little of y;all in government with me, so I won't bother.), be on the lookout for any changes I might make.
Dan can we give you money for you generous efforts?
No, although I've done the $.10/ page production costs, being that paper is rather expensive, and so is toner at $25 and $55 respectively (That's ten reams, and no I was not overpricing), anything that you print out or acquire yourself is free, at your own costs.
Dan, do you have a life?
By the world's standard definition: I really don't know. Does a person with a life do something like this that I am writing? But then, does a person with a life really bother reading the stuff that was written? It's up for you to decide.
Dan, where do you get your inspiration for your writings?
Truth is, I thought it mattered, I thought the music mattered... I dunno, just that that, pops in one second, out the other. Sometimes music help subliminally insert topics into my mind. Sorry, it's hard to describe the neurological pathways that operate my mind, my body, my soul.
Dan, what do you do in your free time?
What free time? Sleep? No that's not free time. If you were me, you'd much rather prefer the conciouss state au contraire to that dreaded realm of subliminality.
Dan, how can I retain the humor forever?
Be one with the Dan, think like the Dan, visit the website of the Dan, or JOIN ICQ!! If you join, you have benefits of knowing whenever I am online, and have the option of chatting real-time, real time e-mailing, etc. check it out at www.icq.com
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